Products & Services

A woven basket filled with multicolored eggs in shades of brown, white, and light blue, with a small piece of paper inside the basket.

Butt Nuggets

Here at Kert Ranch, we have nicknamed our Eggs “Buttnuggets”. 100% Organic. 

$7= Dozen
$9= 18 Count
Silhouette of a barn opening against a vibrant pink and orange sunset with trees in the background.

Ranch Experience

Couples weekend stay at the ranch includes a night stay in our Cabin, Steak Dinner & Breakfast, followed by a unique set of ranch experiences you can choose from. (Spring, Summer) Available 2026, contact us to get on the list booking runs fast.

  • Goat Yoga

  • Animal Feeding

  • Animal Care

  • Archery

  • Ax Throwing

Bakery menu pick from variety of fall sourdough breads

Kert Ranch - Haven Bakery

Variety of Sour Dough Bread available for purchase, must be pre-ordered. We make them Fresh at order time.

A young black and white goat standing in tall green grass on a farm with other goats and horse pastures in the background.
Two black and white baby goats standing in tall grass on a farm with barns and horses in the background under a partly cloudy sky.
Three baby goats standing in tall grass in a field, with one goat grazing in the background.

Goat for Sale “Our Little Baddies”

We have kid Nigerian Dwarf Goat 1 Male & 1 Female left, selling fast. available, contact us to get on the list—price: $150 for males and 125 for females.

Person sitting cross-legged on a yoga mat outdoors, praying with hands pressed together. They wear red leggings, a black sleeveless top, a black cap, and have a towel draped over their shoulders. Nearby are a water bottle, a bowl with items, a cloth, and a black object, with a grassy field and fencing in the background.
Two women and two children sitting on yoga mats on grass, surrounded by goats on a farm. One woman is wearing sunglasses, the other is wearing a hat, and the children are smiling, interacting with the goats. In the background, a person is sitting cross-legged near a small pen or enclosure.

Goat Yoga

Once a month, “Last Saturday of the Month” we have goat yoga, rain or shine. If it’s raining, we will hold it in our barn, and if it’s sunny, we will keep the session in our pasture. (Liability release forms and registration day of session) Contact us to get on the list or just show up 15 min early. Session is $25.00 Per Person, contact us to book.

Container of seasoning with a black lid and white label, placed on a weathered wooden picnic table outside.
A black baseball cap with a red embroidered logo on the front, placed on a weathered wooden surface outdoors.
Two loaves of jalapeño and cheese sourdough bread cooling on a wire rack on a marble countertop.

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