Products & Services

Butt Nuggets

Here at Kert Ranch, we have nicknamed our Eggs “Buttnuggets”. 100% Organic. 

$9 = Dozen
$14 = 18 Count
Silhouette of a barn opening against a vibrant pink and orange sunset with trees in the background.

Ranch Experience

Couples weekend stay at the ranch includes a night stay in our Cabin, Steak Dinner & Breakfast, followed by a unique set of ranch experiences you can choose from. (Spring, Summer) Available 2026, contact us to get on the list booking runs fast.

  • Goat Yoga

  • Animal Feeding

  • Animal Care

  • Archery

  • Ax Throwing

Red Wattle Pig - Pork

We have Roaster and Feeder pigs for sale, please contact us on price based on lbs.

Variety of Sour Dough Bread available for purchase, must be pre-ordered. We make them Fresh at order time.

Kert Ranch - Haven Bakery

Goat for Sale “Our Little Baddies”

We have kid Nigerian Dwarf Goat 1 Male & 1 Female left, selling fast. available, contact us to get on the list—price: $150 for males and 125 for females.

Goat Yoga

Once a month, “Last Saturday of the Month” we have goat yoga, rain or shine. If it’s raining, we will hold it in our barn, and if it’s sunny, we will keep the session in our pasture. (Liability release forms and registration day of session) Contact us to get on the list or just show up 15 min early. Session is $25.00 Per Person, Book through AirBnB.

Kert Ranch New Product Store

Clothing & Spices